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Manager 

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Ian, (35ish) is everything you would want a manager to be, attentive, caring considerate and nothing is too much trouble, a reet diamond geezer. 

Duties include :

Staff management, Book keeping, Property maintainance, Bartender and Entertainments manager.

Assistant Manager

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Maggie, (actually the Govner, despite what the Manager says). I am also 35ish with a very bubbly personality which is a must given the staff I have to work with.

Duites include:

Gourmet Chef, wine expert and buyer, people management, animal trainer, gardener, laundry management and last but not least cleaning supervisor.

 

Chambermaid & Cleaner

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Kerry, now 15 (wholy in support of unpaid child labour) currently undertaking intensive training for the above position.  Unfortunalty she will be 16 soon and will require payment, therefore her employment will have to be terminated on her 16th birthday and will have to be replaced.

 

Waitress & Cleaner

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Rebecca 14, this is our waitress and cleaner (although she has not yet mastered the art of these tasks).  She is also our budding song writer, and of course she has inherited her artistic streak from the Manager.  Unfortunately because she has an artistic streak, she has also got a very volatile personality which makes her very argumentative.

 

1st Resident

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Shannon 9, although Shannon is only 9 years old, she is becoming very hormonal, with constant outbursts of verbal abuse to anyone to cares to take an interest.  She is a difficult resident as she is constantly complaining about the food and is never really happy with anything at all.

 

 

2nd Resident

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Liam, almost 8 is going to turn out to be a typical bloke (much to the disapproval of the Assistant Manager).  The Manager has made sure that his interests are typically male.  He is a member of the local football club, and apparently improves every week.  So his interests are football, being a bully towards other residents and general loutish behaviour.

Security team
 
 

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Speckles, 4 years old and Head of  Security when not asleep or AWOL.

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Willo, 12 months old is new to this position and is undergoing extensive training from the Assistant Manager and  the Head of Security.